While at university, I've found that you have to engineer a few really good conversation starters; witty, memorable, and unique are good keywords to run with. Try not to sound too eager, or too aloof – there's a delicate social balance, and the merest flicker of your own pathetic iniquity will demolish your chances forever. >>

Overall, this means that dropping a casual, “So, my friend just flashed his ball-sack at me,” is not a good example, regardless of its verity.

Nevertheless, I feel strangely compelled to start in this manner. Surely no sane person wants to witness a perfectly good blog post despoiled in such a way, but I am quite frankly unable to help myself. Apologies, dear readers, for sharing the trauma; it's only because I care. And may very possibly go insane if I don't write these sorts of things down for the unfeeling, faceless Interweb to commiserate with as it so sympathetically tends to do.

So, my friend just flashed his ball-sack at me. What's your major?

… Hey, where are you going?